ABOUT DOG OF WISDOM
Once upon a weird YouTube upload in 2015, a blue flying dog soared into the sky yelling “WOOOOOF.”
Nobody understood. Everyone laughed. The prophecy was born.
Now he’s back but not just in the sky he’s on the blockchain.
Dog of Wisdom is the derpy, goofy Shiba overlord guiding degens into the bull run with zero sense and infinite wisdom.
TOKENOMICS
Because crypto isn’t about utility, it’s about vibes and Dog of Wisdom brings the ultimate vibe
TOTAL SUPPLY
1 BILLION SUPPLY
TAX
0% TAX
CHAIN
Launched on ETH
token ADdress
CA: COMING SOON
HOW TO BUY
It’s easy: grab an Ethereum wallet (like MetaMask or Trust Wallet), load it with some ETH, head over to Uniswap, and swap for $WOOF — boom, instant wisdom unlocked.
why choose us
Surreal Identity: While other dog coins just sit there barking, this one flies and laughs at gravity literally too wise to fail.
Community Firepower: $WOOF isn’t just a token, it’s a meme engine. Endless remixes of the classic video, soundboard clips, goofy edits, TikToks, and sticker packs fuel a content cycle that never dies.
- Degenerate Wisdom: Our mission is dumb financial enlightenment: “Buy the dip, WOOF the top.” If you wanted serious investing advice, you wouldn’t be here.
- Weirdcore energy we love surreal dumbness ($PEPE, $FLOKI, etc.).
